Monday, 18 June 2012

STATISTICS PROVE YOU WILL BE STUPIDER AFTER READING THIS POST


Extra! Extra! Extra! Read all about how the internet is destroying our ability to think! It must be true because the article HERE has a bunch of meaningless statistics that show people use the internet and apparently the ease of access to information in the digital age makes thinking far too easy and apparently people without sufficient education or ability to use card catalogues are thinking for themselves. And that means we are stupid. Well, probably it's true if we only read stupid articles on the Mainichi's internet-only edition about turning stupid by reading, er, stuff on the internet. There's an irony in there somewhere, but Our Man's digital brain can't quite grasp it. Must be all that online work he's been putting in to his latest digital book -- Hana Walker's Half-life 2:46? You like that gratuitous link? No? Then why not read a great put down of the stupid article RIGHT HERE instead.

You have your orders, now stop thinking and carry on.

Pic lifted from here.

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