Wednesday, 11 April 2012

SUM OF OUR MAN'S FEARS NOT NORK NUKES

Our Man is trying, but it's hard for him to give a damn about the Norks launching their satellite-ballistic-missile firecracker when, you know, Pakistan, Afghanistan and Iraq are subject to daily death-by-droning, the British Prime Minister is in Japan to beg for pennies in exchange for British help re-arming Japan and decommissioning toxic nuke sites (keen students of English should note "decommissioning" is British English for "dumping in the Irish Sea") and all. No doubt the Yomiuri is salivating at the terror potential of the Nork rocket launch, but Our Man hasn't looked. In a land where 20,000 people have been swept to their deaths by tsunami, the Big One still hasn't hit Tokyo and the Abiko Burger King has been converted into a Lotteria, the North Koreans don't scare Our Man. Sorry.

2 comments:

Mark said...

YAPPARI!!! OURMANI IS A SPLITTIST APPEASER!!!

WE CAN BY NO MEANS ALLOW KIM JONG-UN TO CALL FOR BRINKSMANSHIP DIPLOMACY AND WE CAN NEVER COMPROMISE ON THE ABDUCTION ISSUE!!!

Our Man in Abiko said...

You've lost Ourmani there, Mark. But he will say this: Our Man will always defend Burger King and country. Whose country, he's not sure these days, mind.