So why are kids playing an officially sanctioned footy tournament on the grounds? Our Man is not good at logic when he is sober, but all he can come up with is the following:
- It's not really dangerous. If so, why are they digging up the topsoil from next month?
- It is dangerous. So why encourage kids to play football?
Our Man can only conclude that, logically speaking, a) the authorities want all future footballers to die, or b) a city councillor has just gone into the soil removal business.
(There is a Third Way: nobody has a clue what they are doing. Perhaps you should consider that, logically speaking - ed.)