LAST MAN STANDING IS A ROTTEN GODZILLA EGG

Wow. It's official! There are only two chaps in the race for Abiko mayor: Big Man Hoshino (incumbent whose family name is adorned on Abiko Station) and Strawman Sakamaki, who once played rugby at uni (that is a rugger ball, not a Godzilla egg, methinks).

If it was a real race, Our Man's money would be on the ex-athlete rather than the smoker, but it's not a real race.

It's just politics.