A. An English language chain school (Shane) has been taken over by a Japanese cram school. Why should you care? Because it was the only big one flashing the Union Jack in Abiko. With that bunting gone, how will Our Man celebrate Bill n Kath getting hitched?
B. The pols keep trying to do stuff but nobody is listening. Kan (the PM) is as ineffectual as the rest, so we might as well await the impending nationalist insurrection to offer us some gumption.
C. Our Man is the proud owner if the coolest T-shirt in Abiko that just arrived in a care package from the States.
D. That is all