Sorry, got nothing funny for you folks today, but felt the urge to post something as the Kan Kan girl is showing her, er, age.
Why not try two equally valid but opposite views on Greater Abiko's new top banana Naoto Kan:
You want Our Man to decide who's right? Jeez, Our Man Solomon says cut these babies down the middle and take your pick. His heart says the A-Team, his head says the B-Team.
You be the judge, fool.