Pardon Our Man's French, but What the fuck was that? Oh, it was only the AP lead story on the Drudge Report - AKA Let's Laugh at the Japs. But really, Japan, you do make it difficult for folk who like you to stick up for you at parties. Maybe it ain't so silly to replace the mumbo jumbo stick-waving skirt-wearing dude (Vicar? - ed.) with a robot, let's face it Japanese weddings are tedious, but come on.
Look at it!
Would you like to be married by Daihatsu Darlek, no matter how cute the garland on its head? OK, OK, marriage is a business and not a romance for the Japanese, so the experts (a bloke at Harvard who once came on a freebie conference to Tokyo back in '74) keep saying, but Our Man refuses to let his flesh and blood be married by a recycled coffee tin, much less one called I-Fairy.
Speaking of business, may Our Man get down to it now?
No-one (even in Japan) not on the I-Fairy payroll is going to fall for this blatant news-release-corporate-advertising-stereotype-confirming bollocks are they?
Well, no-one except for news sub-editors, obviously.