Finding it hard to live without the genuine Our Man? Then why not try his
patented Instant Ourmani Post-in-a-bag. Just follow these instructions for the real taste of Our Man, just with more e numbers.
1. Take any old thing vaguely related to Japan or journos or pols or
all three if you can mange it
2. Add a full tablespoon of cynicism
3. Add a few words illegal in at least three states
4. Randomly supersize words here and there
5. Link to a picture or two of political cleavage
6. Add snotty comment from your conscience (hardly imagine anyone
gives a damn about this - ed)
7. Change typewriter ribbon
8. Stir around until alcohol fumes have wafted off
9. Nobody ever gets this far in a list
10. Repeat above points or engineer a flame war with amigonnagettothepointanytimesoon just
for kicks, or not. Whatever. Where's the corkscrew?
Or you could just click here for a fresh take or here for a chap who's been out-Our-Manning Our Man since before he was born.
Pic lifted from here.
5 comments:
I don't get it. Is the corkscrew for opening the cup of noodles or what?
You are supposed to stop reading at 9. Ourmani was once given a corkscrew at a Kita Shinjuku liquor store by the friendly baa-chan. Worst bottle of wine in his life.
Nonesense!
Only real posts will do - Our Man in Abiko: Accept no subsitutes!
Now don't take the piss out of Grandpa Ampontan.
You know how confused he gets with new fangled technology.
Typewritter ribbon? Where do I find one and where do I put it?
Do I really need a typewritter ribbon to be like you?
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