Finding it hard to live without the genuine Our Man? Then why not try his
patented Instant Ourmani Post-in-a-bag. Just follow these instructions for the real taste of Our Man, just with more e numbers.
1. Take any old thing vaguely related to Japan or journos or pols or
all three if you can mange it
2. Add a full tablespoon of cynicism
3. Add a few words illegal in at least three states
4. Randomly supersize words here and there
5. Link to a picture or two of political cleavage
6. Add snotty comment from your conscience (hardly imagine anyone
gives a damn about this - ed)
7. Change typewriter ribbon
8. Stir around until alcohol fumes have wafted off
9. Nobody ever gets this far in a list
10. Repeat above points or engineer a flame war with amigonnagettothepointanytimesoon just
for kicks, or not. Whatever. Where's the corkscrew?
Pic lifted from here.