Female dynamic agitation, North Korean style

Well, there seems to be some disputing the veracity of the Dear Leader's Twitter feed of the last post (ie someone's having a laugh). Our Man is not convinced, but the English does seem suspiciously good for the Norks. However, check this out for the bone fide humourless Word from Our Dear Leader. If you are too scared to click on the link, allow Our Man to paste what you are missing (secret handshake to Mr Salaryman):

First Friday Labor of Year Done
Pyongyang, January 8 (KCNA) -- Government employees of ministries and national institutions did the first Friday labor of the year at the Taedonggang Combined Fruit Farm in Samsok District, Pyongyang.
After collecting at least 1,800 tons of compost they were busy carrying it and digging holes in the same spirit as displayed to register successes from the very start of their new year campaign.

They successfully carried out their daily assignments, foreseeing a bumper harvest on the farm, while the female brass band of the Ministry of People's Security conducted dynamic agitation, making the spirit of bringing about miracles and innovations run high on the fields of the farm.