How about these pics, proving that evolution has a sense of humour:
(lifted from here)
Secret handshake to KenYN here.
Anyway, back to the prepared text, ahem, the Rev. Paperboy is off in Hawaii, so hopefully he won't notice if Our Man nicks one of his recent sermons. Here it is here (featuring new improved intros and outros too):
By the way, Our Man thinks, but isn't sure, that he isn't wearing his "when the rapture comes, we get all their stuff" T-Shirt underneath his dressing gown.