But don't take Our Man's word for it, see for yourself in this handy (insert town name here) videologue!!:
Monday, 19 October 2009
This is (insert town name here)!
If you've never been to (insert town name here), then you can't imagine what you're missing! (Insert town name here) is a crazy mix of old and new, young and old and little and large, but most of all (insert town name here) could do with your cash. So come, spend some money at our thriving center of excellence that's in the middle of everything, yet also, more critically, in the middle of nowhere!
But don't take Our Man's word for it, see for yourself in this handy (insert town name here) videologue!!:
But don't take Our Man's word for it, see for yourself in this handy (insert town name here) videologue!!:
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I very much liked your new vid! Liked your use of the music and corridor scene in particular! Wasn't sure what was going to come next.
OMG Mike Green now lives in Abiko!!
It is bad enough that he is Pipe Major and Alliance Manager in Washington; but wearing his skirt, er, kilt in your fair city is just too bollocks or some such Limey word I don't yet know and have to look up.
This is some messed up world.
Jane - thank you. You may have noticed, Our Man wasn't sure what was going to come next either.
AA - Zerrr musht be shome mishtake... who said Abiko? This is Anytown, USA, UK, Japan etc. As such, we see the same characters cropping up everywhere.
Ah, I know this place. It's the one with the 2 convenience stores with the vending machines outside, and the shrine just round the corner? There's a river not far from there where they've reinforced the bank with concrete stantions.
I hear the local politician is a crook though.
Chris, you clearly cannot have been to (insert town name here) because it has a McDonalds and a dubious piece of public art near some bus stops. And it has a coffee shop. And you forgot the civic centre and shopping mall.
bet you spat in their food while they were sleeping.
Even better, Our Man nicked their French fries.
How long until you overthrow the kilted jackboot of Scottish oppression? Act now before it becomes the last retreat for the doomed Broon junta and the local convenience stores are forced to sweep aside their o-den offerings for deep-fried Mars bars (or more likely Snickers, as Mars bars are very thin on the ground here).
Remember when the Faroe Islands beat Scotland 2-0 was it? Our Man forgets the details, but not the mirth.
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