All hail the bourgeois traitors to their class!
Your selfless acts will not be forgotten by your oppressed Brothers and Sisters!
You have nothing to lose but your (loose) change!
Run before you can walk!
Eat to the beat!
(OK, that's enough - Ed!)
Yes, many thanks to all who have sponsored Our Man's trek round the Abikan Sea - he's now hit his target of 100 quid! But as all those students of Bolshevik Five-year tractor production plans know, a target is meaningless! You can never have enough tractors, comrades! Donations still being accepted here!
Image lifted from here!