Our Man's new movie - Hello Hatoyama aka "Voices"

Well Our Man was hanging with his favourite pussy - Kitty chan - the other day and lo, this is what he saw and heard:

Hey, this one came as much as a surprise to Our Man as it probably does to you. Remember the Hatoyama essay (no, neither does he) in which Japan's new prime minister waxes lyrical about wanting a more equal relationship in the special relationship the country enjoys with America (Japan = occupied power / America = occupied shoppers) and it got him thinking:

Everybody's been talking about who translated it, who leaked it, who typed it and who put it on the NY Times' website, but nobody's actually, you know, talking about its content - because it's nonsense, right?