The latest high-tech robot innovation that will make our autumn years sunnier? Err, it's not cute. It's sinister ("Pedobear" as it is becoming known). Well it would be sinister if it were anything more than a sodding hydraulic lift with a skirt on. What was wrong with the Filipino nurses doing the rounds anyway?
Dear reader, if Our Man should be incapacitated and require one of these things to transport him from bed to bog, please put him out of his misery with the nearest pillow. After you mercy kill the orchestra first, mind. Oh, and if you see this thing coming at you with a straw and a blue drink - KICK IT DOWN THE NEAREST FLIGHT OF STAIRS BEFORE IT UNDERCOOKS YOUR TOAST.
Vids lifted from Pink Tentacle here.
Saturday, 19 September 2009
Japanese robot nurses? Pull the plug. Now.
Labels: Robot watch