Tuesday, 1 September 2009

Japan Election: Lizard People win the only poll that matters



Dunno bout you, but Our Man has had enough of polls for a bit. So, guess it's time to call time (dang, that was clever, PhD clever!) on the Our Man poll that was hanging on the wall to the left. Well, of 615 votes cast in 28 days (some of them not even cast by Our Man) we have a new winner: The World Economic Community Party. However, there is nothing even remotely funny about that, so Our Man declares Lizard People the winner, if nothing else to get the hits from wacky David Icke's disciples searching the far off corners of the webternet for more evidence of reptilian infiltration. Who says it's only the Japanese who follow loons?

Anyway, here are the results in full:

Poll Results

Question: Who would you vote for in the Japanese General Election?

LDP - they know graft
9
1%
DPJ - they know Jack
50
8%
Commies - they know it all
52
8%
Happiness Realization Party - I know Jack
71
12%
Other
433
70%

World Economic Community Party
135
22%
official moster raving loony party (UK)
104
17%
aaaaa - Hideki Tojo
41
7%
Douglas Macarthur v2.0
35
6%
Pan-kun
24
4%
Kodos
21
3%
Mr. James
11
2%
the bloke who used to run Nova
11
2%
Keith Richards
9
1%
Our Man's Little Sister
9
1%
SDP
5
1%
New Party Japan
2
0%
Our Man in Abiko
2
0%
The Rev. Paperboy
2
0%
Anarchy
1
0%
Coalition for Subsidized Arbitrary Yanking
1
0%
Death to Japan Party
1
0%
Haruki Murakami
1
0%
I would spoil my ballot on purpose or write "None of the above" on it.
1
0%
japan sucks party
1
0%
Kouichi Toyama
1
0%
Lizard People
1
0%
Monster Raving Loony - Vote for insanity! You know it makes sense.
1
0%
my mate Tim Williams
1
0%
New Japan
1
0%
Nixon
1
0%
Noripii
1
0%
Notorious Roppongi Gaijin Drug Dealer
1
0%
Obamajority
1
0%
restore the fuckin emperor!
1
0%
Sarah
1
0%
SMAP!
1
0%
socialist
1
0%
Um, totally not Kodos this time
1
0%
would make any difference?
1
0%
Yuumintou

1 comment:

dr kildare said...

it's a real relief to see someone sensible winning.