Flaky First Lady on a Top Secret Mission

Why even bother looking for farce when it rides in on a New Age Spaceship with brass nobs on?

Yes, this here, on the flakiness of "Japan's First Lady". By the way, that ain't no First Lady, that's Hatoyama's wife.

Anyway, apologies for the relative oldness of that link, Our Man has got a Top Secret Mission of sorts to be getting on with, so he can't reveal anymore about that until Monday. In the meantime, here's (another aging) vid, (secret handshake here) that you twintterfacers will probably have all seen already, but here goes:

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