Ran out of inspiration about three hours ago and got sick of typing the name HATOYAMA, so Our Man thought lists. When in doubt do a list. You don't have to type much and you, dear reader, don't have to read much. So here goes... Five things Hatoyama should do (written in five minutes or less... Our Man is into negative beauty sleep already):
5. Give Korean-Japanese the vote (and then, you might have to give Our Man the vote too!)
4. Ban the word "Fraternal" from all future speeches.
3. Forget "free highways" think "free pizza"
2. Show us the money (you know the $250 monthly payouts? Our Man has two kids, and pizza doesn't grow on trees you know)
1. Find a higher profile job for the DPJ's Kumiko Hayakawa (gratuitously pictured above pushing someone's buttons - lifted from her blog.)