Monday, 10 August 2009

Happiness Realization Party projected to win Japanese General Election

Rejoice, democracy lives! Yes, a quick snap-shot of the ballots so far, after only six days since Our Man's virtual polling station (up above this post) opened, and Oooh La La, we've got these exciting numbers to crunch:


If, like Our Man you can't read these numbers, because they are too small, let him demonstrate what it would mean if the Japanese Election were held tomorrow and if the results of the three people who bothered to click on their favourite candidates several times were repeated nationwide - with the aid of the Sumometer (patent pending) and a passing child:

(Notes: Taro Aso (LDP) is in purple, Harry Hatoyama (DPJ) is in blue, Keith Richards in leopard skin, and His Guruship Lord Buddha (Happiness Realization Party) in green)

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The winner is Lord Buddha!

4 comments:

dr kildare.datsun to his mates. said...

hey what's happened to the loonies?left from the question time table again?

you are the BBC and I claim my five quid

deep wart 99 said...

haven't enjoyed voting so much in years.


you should franchise this system out to tinpot dictators,they'll keep their fortune and you'll make yours.win win all round old chap

Our Man in Abiko said...

Dr K, ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE VERACITY OF THE GREAT SUMOMETER? Freak.

dr kildare said...

I'm jsut saying you may need more than four wrestlers,that's all.otherwise I think it's incredibly accurate