Our Man just doesn't get it. If you get the chance to interview the Head Loon, or Wife of Head Loon, to use her correct title, why pussyfoot around with polite questions about how the Happiness Realization Party offers a "third alternative" to Japanese voters, and has a stunning policy to launch a pre-emptive strike against Kim Jong Il before he snuffs it? If Our Man had been working for the Daily Telegraph that day, these questions would be at the top of his list:
1. So, how's the goal of rearming Japan to take over Asia playing in Beijing and Seoul?
2. When your husband interviewed Obama's guardian spirit last November, did he check his birth certificate?
3. Do you cut Master Okawa's hair, or does he go to the guy that does all the mormons?
Just curious like, because the mainstream media is doing such a crap job of its primary task of explaining important stuff to stupid people, thought Our Man would help out. Oh, pic of Master Okawa's posters, which have replaced all the ones of his missus in Abiko. Buddha moves in mysterious ways, eh readers?