All hail the Topless Warrior Lobster Princess of Onjuku

So, been off for a bit. Our Man was in Onjuku these past couple of days. You might not have heard of the place. It's kind of Abiko-by-the-Sea, your Atlantic City to New York, or Skegness to Derby, if you will. Filled with Japanese surfer dudes (the closest to scroats* Japan gets) it's a pleasant enough place with a nice beach. Actually, Our Man knows more about it than Wikipedia (although they know more about its population density than Our Man). For one thing, Our Man saw more DPJ posters than LDP (although the fella with his hands out to receive a bung for New Komeito was all over the place). But who wants to see boring old posters of boring old pols? Not Our Man when he's on holiday. And certainly not when posters like this are all over the place:

This would be the Topless Warrior Lobster Princess who ruled Chiba in the late Monochome Period. So much more charismatic than our current catch, eh readers?

* Not sure how to spell this tasty bit of Northern English slang, but it rhymes with oats and means, well, how you say - an urban redneck?