OK, so Our Man was bored again. He was just counting down the days to his summer hols, when he thought he'd check out the DPJ's website.
Right here, if you are having trouble sleeping. You remember the DPJ - the not-the-LDP party that will right all wrongs when they sweep into power on August 30th? Well, judging just by their online presence, you gotta say, as the teens of Our Man's Youth used to -
THEY SUCK DONKEY DICK, BIG TIME! Cum on, meeting 10 Korean Exchange students in DPJ rented HQ is supposed to give Our Man a stiffy? Oooh, ooooh, howsabout this one - Hatayama (the haired-one in charge) met the
Prime Minister of Mongolia!!!!! Whooop-deee-fuckin-dooooo. Sorry, we're supposed to vote for these Bozos because...??????
Not that the
LDP's website is any better. Five guys round a table with a piece of paper.
Oooh, PRESIDENTIAL!!! Oh, and before you Ivy League tossers have a go at Our Man for judging Japanese books by their English covers, click on the Nihonfuckingo button, and you'll see the website is pretty much the same.
Lame, Lame, Lame!!!!
Rest mi case mi Lord.
5 comments:
Meh. Par for the course. I spent some quality time with the Swedish parties' websites before the EU elections this spring. With one or two exceptions they were no better than this, and their English pages ("page", singular, for most of them) are worse.
The Swedish Pirate Party site is at least getting there; they're focusing on pulling people in and activate them, rather than presenting dense talking points and pointless news items against a backdrop of Citizen-y imagery. It's fair to say, I think, that the political party website has yet to find its form.
Well, we can't expect them to put any solid policy statements here, can we?
ARE THERE ANY GOOD LOOKING CHICKS IN JAPANESE POLITICS.sILVIO KNOWS HOW TO GET THE VOTE OUT.
apologies for the caps lock
Will investigate Doc, as a matter of urgency. IS THAT OK WITH YOU?
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