From Our Man's reporter's blotter:
Met a very nice Chinese lady who goes by the English name of Nancy. Her (Chinese) husband's English name? Ronald.
Why is it folk always dream of swimming with dolphins? Why not jumping across the great Australian Outback in the pouch of a kangeroo? Have life-limited kids no imagination? What's wrong with them?
Anyway, here's something Our Man's been meaning to do - add another worthy winner to his burgeoning blog of the week file. Yep - this would be winner no. 19 (how about them apples, Roy at Mutant Frog Travelogue, who reckoned Our Man would only get to 10 before he would have to give up).
And get this, no need for dead presidents' names for the exquisitely named anothershittyblogbysomedouche (English name - Smashed and Sinking!!!) who has been writing up a storm about life in Japan, and with some good political stuff like here. Welcome to the club (you can never leave),
Sincerely,
Our Man in Abiko (Chinese name: Chairman Jackie)
9 comments:
the only problem with smashed and sinking is that he doesn't seem to want an arms race with the Norks!!
I mean ,give me one good reason why not?
Hey now, don't judge so quickly!
I'm American! Our answer to everything is an Arms race!
from:
http://bit.ly/4AYRD
"China and Russia may get antsy at the idea, but Japan seems like the only real country with a tangible gripe that could be considered more of a threat to their own security than any posturing by a Western nation to exert control on the region. It might be seen as acceptable, yet isolated enough to not reignite the Korean War."
Pretty content with Japanese ships just sitting off the coast of NK and just blasting any missile that rises, egging NK on about that whole lack of a real navy thing....
"Nice army! They gonna swim here?"
PS: Thanks for the love, OMIA
'I'm American! Our answer to everything is an Arms race!'
relieved to hear it.the abikan navy needs a paitn job methinks and if the blogosphere doesn't stir enough fear up,they won't be able to afford one.
Mr Douche, virtual love, virtual love. Not real love.
DK - Our Man feels a charity appeal coming on. Painting for Peace?
Whitewashing for War?
I think we need to go old school on this one...
Go back to the days where we base promotions and standing on how many Korean Ears you come home with....
North Korean of course...although if one gets overzealous and kills a few southies, maybe we can count them as half...
Could have like a variety show ear count drive....
Hmm. Lend me your ears? It's got legs as the journos used to say...
This was, as you know, the election platform of H. Ross Perot several years ago. All ears.
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