Top 10 useless searches that linked here

Our Man is all Norked out, you'll be relieved to hear. So, instead of incisive political incisiveness about places he's never been, er, here's a list (by date) of the Top 10 Honest to God Recent Google Searches that Folk have Entered to find Our Man in Abiko:

10. Asian geisha balls (Location unknown, March 25th)

 
9. Norks from Bucharest, Romania (March 30)

8. Ten top tips to keep fit (Scarborough Sixth Form College,  March 25)

7. Ozawa Japanese Onion (USA, April 1st)

6. EFL sex Tokyo (Dublin, April 15)

5. Yawn booze (Noisy-le-Sec, France, April 21)

4. TEFL codswallop (Prague, April 22)

3. facts about nice weather (NY, NY, April 25)

2. Tony Blair feng shui (Yokohama, April 26)

and tied for first place (Our Man couldn't pick between them)

1. Polite ways to say shit or get off the pot (USA, May 21)
1. Bus timing for today from omia to narita (Kashiwa, Chiba June 1st).

That is all. Back to the bunker everyone.