Our Man does enjoy a bit of contraryism. How about this from the home of neoconism in Japan. Not quite sure what Ampontan's argument is on what to do with the Norks (the best suggestion Our Man has heard was from a medical doctor who prescribed sewing prawns in their curtains when they are not looking), but he did enjoy A-man's rant against those pinko free-thinkin' journos. Yeah, those asswipes, exercising their freedom to be contrary!
Enforce conformity, that'll show the Norks we're superior to their Stalinist state, eh readers?