Thursday, 21 May 2009

Aso: Together, we can lick this pig flu thing

A message from Our Beloved Leader about that pesky swine flu thing:



Our Man's team of crack code-breakers can reveal the true message: 

TARO ASO: People of Japan. This is your leader, now shut the f*** up and listen to the lady.
LADY: If you think you have a temperature of 38 degrees, or feel a little under the weather, lock yourself in your bathroom for seven days.   
TARO ASO: Yeah, and stay the f*** away from me. Please.

Vid lifted from here.

5 comments:

Armchair Asia said...

You use the words wanker, tosser, and bollocks (all of which I had to look up) freely, but you won't spell out ****?

Our Man in Abiko said...

F***d if Our Man knows. The others aren't really swear words?

David said...

Well the first 3 ain't US English so you can get away with it in that part of the world, but f***d is something which some folks would object to if you spelled it out. Why, I dunno, since you can't go 5 minutes without hearing it somewhere.

However, I have been told that Japanese do not use curse words, or that there are none in Japanese, so I am sure if Aso said "f***d in Japanese your version would accurately reflect how he would say it.

David said...

I mean if he said f***.

Things are bad if a person has gotta come back and explain what he meant in comments. Must be the inhaling of bleach as an anti-swine flu precaution.

Our Man in Abiko said...

Think that's boolocks about Japanese not swearing. But anyway, if you don't mind a little blue langauge, this WWII as an online game is very funny -

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2284/118779195059nk4.gif