Our Man's team of crack code-breakers can reveal the true message:
TARO ASO: People of Japan. This is your leader, now shut the f*** up and listen to the lady.
LADY: If you think you have a temperature of 38 degrees, or feel a little under the weather, lock yourself in your bathroom for seven days.
TARO ASO: Yeah, and stay the f*** away from me. Please.
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