Our Man's got a hundred and one things to do today, so he has no time to think up smart stuff to say, or even any time for silly stuff. Instead, he's passing the buck to you dear reader(s). Here's a silly picture of a hotdog, cute plastic fork, green tea cup and Wedgwood plate on Our Man's dining table. Can you think of a funny caption? Comment if you can. Here's hoping for a better response than the last time he ran a caption competition.