10. Drink plenty of liquids!
9. Remember, you're too old to follow a Diet (geddditt????)
8. Take the odd foreign trip, no matter how short or pointless, you deserve it!
7. Careful with the cough syrup, you don't want to have too much now.
6. Be careful with other people's money, you wouldn't want to waste it
5. Don't wear sandals, flip flops are unbecoming of seniors!
4. Black hair is the new gray!
3. Where was I?
2. If folk think you're lost and disorientated, just tell them "I run the country, I do" this will put them at ease!
1. It's never a bad time for a micro-sleep!
Inspiration and pic from here.