It's no wonder Our Man is such a reasonable, balanced man - he is surrounded by the fairer sex. In fact he is outnumbered by them 4 to 1 in his own household, which is why his rudimentary Japanese sounds like a polite 67-year-old lady's with the vocabulary range of a two-year-old girl. So, Our Man is quite happy to pick up a few tips from the ladies, such as how to retrieve a pillow from a corrugated iron roof armed only with a clothes pole. Another tip he picked up was from his favourite women of the web - 10 Google searches that piss me off, Happy Birthday to us! and Dear Geisha - it is the how-the-hell-did-they-find-me post, well here's Our Man's humble offering to the genre:- There's a very earnest chap in New Delhi who found Our Man by typing articles on present global recession and how to solve the global recession. If Our Man knew the answer to that, dya think he'd be offering it for free?
- A, hopefully less earnest chapette in Malaysia popped by on Valentine's Day to find out how to spot a yakuza man. May Our Man refer to the former bullet point for his answer. Yakuza man is not really his type.
- There's no accounting for taste (or search engines) when it comes to immigrant shag animals bringing in a hit from some poor sheepshagger in Dewent, Lancashire.
- But Our Man's recent favourite (from today, no less) was someone in Lubbock, Texas, wanting the lowdown on Japanese Truth Serum. Wouldn't know, fraid Our Man's just getting stuck in to a bottle of the Australian variety right now.
Happy searching, web wanderers.
2 comments:
'articles on present global recession and how to solve the global recession'
obviously has never seen your business plan.
'immigrant shag animals'..:) class
Now there's an idea for a post - Our Man's immigrant shag animals business plan. Hmm. Might need a day or two for that 'un.
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