1. GM says give us $21 billion in public cash, because no-one wants our crap cars
3. Japan blows trillions of yen so voters can blow it on a last supper at the sushi shop
4. Construction firm stuffs couple of million yen into Japanese politicians' back pockets
5. Michael Jackson plans comeback tour with 10 dates in London
It's a no-brainer, isn't it?
Pic from here, by the way.