1. Intercept delivery vehicle with Abikan Air Self-Defence Force's high-tech destroyers (pictured above).
2 Time is of the essence, so if that fails, get Abiko's big brother on the line. Let's see, the code for America is 001 plus, er, is it (212) for DC?
3. If that fails, write a sternly worded letter to the Abikan Council.
Sleep easy now, Abikans!