1. Intercept delivery vehicle with Abikan Air Self-Defence Force's high-tech destroyers (pictured above).
2 Time is of the essence, so if that fails, get Abiko's big brother on the line. Let's see, the code for America is 001 plus, er, is it (212) for DC?
3. If that fails, write a sternly worded letter to the Abikan Council.
Sleep easy now, Abikans!
4 comments:
I think they will looking at the improved state of the navy of late.
DK, good to hear from you. Yes, our man would bet good money (or sterling, whatever he's got in his wallet) that Abiko will weather this crisis.
The DC area code is 202. New Yawk is 212.
Anyway I would just call PACOM in Hawaii...but there won't be time...
Hasta La Vista!
Heard Obama is on YouTube now, perhaps we could video a distress signal and send it to him through the ether that way?
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