Monday, 30 March 2009

Defence of Abiko: the facts

Our Man can exclusively reveal the TOP SECRET defence plan that will go into effect should a Nork attempt to flytip any space debris into the Abiko Inland Sea:



1. Intercept delivery vehicle with Abikan Air Self-Defence Force's high-tech destroyers (pictured above).

2 Time is of the essence, so if that fails, get Abiko's big brother on the line. Let's see, the code for America is 001 plus, er, is it (212) for DC? 

3. If that fails, write a sternly worded letter to the Abikan Council.

Sleep easy now, Abikans!

4 comments:

datsun kildare said...

I think they will looking at the improved state of the navy of late.

Our Man in Abiko said...

DK, good to hear from you. Yes, our man would bet good money (or sterling, whatever he's got in his wallet) that Abiko will weather this crisis.

Armchair Asia said...

The DC area code is 202. New Yawk is 212.
Anyway I would just call PACOM in Hawaii...but there won't be time...
Hasta La Vista!

Our Man in Abiko said...

Heard Obama is on YouTube now, perhaps we could video a distress signal and send it to him through the ether that way?