Ask not what Our Man can do for you

Now, of course Our Man loves you, dear readers (and would be happy to make room for a couple more), but come on now folks, how many hints does he have to drop? You know, from Jan. 30, Our Man would run for office,  All Our Man needs now is a platform. Got any policies he could borrow?, or how about this: the he'd run for office Now, just need some policies... (from yesterday, dammit.) OK, guess Our Man will have to do all the dirty work all by himself, as usual. Here's a first stab at some policies to get Our Man onto the public payroll, er, to do his bit for democracy:

• Invite more foreigners in and shag 'em. Not figuratively, literally. (Aging Japan? Not a problem anymore).
• Stop unnecessary public works projects by taxing concrete.
  
• Encourage global trade: Free bottle of Ozzie plonk for every Our Man voter.

Er that's it so far, 24 is on the telly gotta go. Can you do better?

Completely inappropriate pic lifted from here.