Gosh, another day, another EXCLUSIVE for Our Man. He can EXCLUSIVELY reveal the sorry state of Abiko's once feared Dreadnought (swan vesta class) flagship. Here she is, HMS Tori-nikku at the Teganuma bridge, gateway to Abiko, looking as resplendent as ever. But wait, she's not as tough as she looks:
She is in fact dry-docked and the remainder of the Abikan Maritime Self-Defence Force fleet is all at sea. Who will stop the North Korean infiltrators now? (go on, click on that link - the video has an added heavy metal soundtrack to add, er, drama to the video). Somebody get Hillary on the blower.