12 days of Christmas - the LDP mix

Inspired by Fatblueman's excellent song and video, Our Man has come up with a low-tech Christmas ditty of his own to explain the long-hoped-for spark of life that the demise of the LDP might bring the Japanese political system. Right, all sing along now, even you cynics at the back. You know the tune:

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

An incompetent ruling party,

Two lame ducks,

Three kanji for "hen" (変)

Four calling birds

Five golden shoe-ins

Six decades of kissing ass 

Seven samurai counting

Eight carmakers a wilting

Nine months left of the LDP

10 million readers sleeping

11 Skypers sniping

12 bloggers gloating

...and the end of the LDP.